As mentioned in last week’s post, this Spring I got onto a real Titanic kick. This inspired me to find some Titanic-themed games, including looking at my own collection of games. I happened to find Hidden Mysteries: Titanic – Secrets of the Fateful Voyage for the Nintendo DS some time back and decided it was time to dust it off and give it a go.
I have played a game from the Hidden Mysteries series before – Hidden Mysteries: Buckingham Palace was a decent hidden object standard for the PC, and I seem to remember there not being that much wrong with it. How far removed this game is… Hidden Object: Titanic was originally released on the PC, and ported onto the Nintendo DS. Let me tell you, this port ain’t good.
The game tells the story of Margaret Ashley and her adventure traveling on the Titanic to America. Ashley is a newlywed who boards the ship with her husband, Robert, an egomaniac who is newly wealthy and has some serious concerns around image. Margaret’s mom, Mrs. Brown, was against the union from the start, and is hell-bent on stopping her daughter from leaving England, going so far as to stop her at the boarding gate! After some convincing, Margaret manages to go aboard with her mother satisfied she will see her daughter again. But, not before Margaret and Robert soon discover someone pick-pocketed one of their tickets. Because Robert is no gentleman and needs to board immediately to have a bath and a highball (seriously!), Margaret is left to search the ship for the culprit and ends up shaking down the ship’s ragamuffin, George, a young boy suspected of the theft. She also encounters Mr. Tavalouris, the Titanic’s Shipwright who created a secret hidey hole within the ship where he is living. His sanctum’s entrance just happens to conveniently portal into Margaret’s stateroom (how convenient). Thanks to meeting Tavalouris and George, and having to put up with her selfish husband, Margaret is put on mission after aimless mission, fixing plumbing, running errands and trying to now please all the men on this ship. The story follows the real story line of the Titanic (hits an iceberg, not enough lifeboats…), but seriously veers off-course somewhere around the point Margaret finds a sarcophagus in the cargo hold that is supposedly cursed. Yeah, it’s all random, dumb and unnecessary.
Margaret meets and talks with a handful of people in the game; dialogue choices are given that are supposed to impact the outcome of the story. This impact might have been what happens in the PC version of the game, because I can tell you, it didn’t matter what dialogue you chose, there was little to no consequence when I played the DS version. One example happened when Margaret and her mother were talking before boarding the ship. Margaret had a choice to tell her mother she never wanted to see her again, or tell her she would return to England for Christmas. I played through this part twice (because the game crashed on me…), both times choosing opposing dialogue. The outcome for both was, “I’ll see you at Christmas.” At this point I am concluding the DS version is a very lazy port from PC.
Other port problems persisted with Hidden Mysteries: Titanic, such as vague or confusing puzzle instructions, and often you were left wandering around trying to figure out what you had to do next. The menu system provided a “hint” button that was broken, and not that this was necessarily the game’s fault, but walkthroughs for this game online are scant. There are PC walkthroughs, but following them can be a bit confusing as the DS version is missing several puzzles from the PC version.
Probably the best part about this game was how it looked. The graphics are pretty decent overall, but unfortunately this is counteracted with a crappy menu system, boring story-telling and shoddy game mechanics.
Maybe the PC version of Hidden Mysteries: Titanic is better?
1.5/5
Hidden Mysteries: Titanic – Secrets of the Fateful Voyage (DS)
Gunnar Games
2009
” The story follows the real story line of the Titanic (hits an iceberg, not enough lifeboats…), but seriously veers off-course somewhere around the point Margaret finds a sarcophagus in the cargo hold that is supposedly cursed.”
‘Could this day get any worse,’ thought Margaret?
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hahaha! No kidding…and having to please all these people too.
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Well I know that when I’m travelling, the first thing I need to do is take a bath and have a highball. Seeing that as unreasonable is just silly, Margaret.
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You on fire today, Mr Books!
Nevermind, in another scene, Robert complains that Margaret looks green around the gills, and that she better shape up, because he can’t be seen with his wife being seasick. Hooboy…
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And I’m only on my first coffee! Hooboy!
I like Robert more and more. He’s the comic relief, right?
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I am going to say yes. And Margaret is very very patient with him. 😉
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Just like my lovely wife is very very patient with me, though I’m not complaining about tubs and highballs, I’m rattling on about trivia and minutiae about bands and songs…
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And making room in the basement for more records…amIright?….
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Oh my goodness yes. That is a constant effort! 🙂
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Sounds like you had a sinking feeling, while you were playing this…
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LOL, perfect!
I tell you, some of these DS games are truly dreadful…
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That’s a shame. But they can’t all be winners, I guess. I hope the next one goes better for you!
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Just this morning, I was watching the Family Guy episode where Stewie, Brian and Chris travel back in time to the Titanic. At the end of the episode there is this disclaimer:
“All history facts were taken from quick glances at Wikipedia. To learn more about history, go to Yahoo! Answers.”
I thought that was hilarious.
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Hahaha! That’s funny!
“And while you’re at it, get caught up in Yahoo News’ rabbit hole of sensational news stories!”
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“You won’t believe what happened when she saw this!”
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You should follow these guys on FB. They’ve saved me a billion clicks!
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This sounds truly dreadful.
Still, Robert sounds like a right catch.
So, was it all Mrs. Brown? She went to great lengths to prevent her daughter marrying that chump?
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No, it wasn’t! They should have made Mrs Brown responsible for everything, but the devs weren’t THAT creative…
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Shame. I’d imagine that would have at least earned the game another point!
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Well I guess if this were Mike’s site, at least the game would have narrowly avoided that dubious 1-star rating (and the accompanying logo by the artist at this site!) 😀
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You are quite a marvel – and a trooper!
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Lol, thanks! Macheteing my way thru all these bad Titanic games…
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A bath and a highball OR help you look for your ticket…. Hmmmm….
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