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- Simply Food Signature Blend Medium Ground Coffee
- Bought August 30, 2014 at Shopper’s Drug Mart, Tenth Line and Main St, Stouffville, ON
- Percolated using a Hamilton Beach brand electric percolator, cold water from the tap and basket paper filter inside the coffee ground reservoir to prevent grounds from getting into the brewed coffee.
Simply Food is a Shopper’s Drug Mart signature trademark. For anyone who isn’t from Canada, Shopper’s is an ubiquitous store, like Walmart. If you have a strip mall in any neighbourhood in any small or big town, chances are you have a Shopper’s Drug Mart.
Shopper’s sells prescription drugs, health products and food. I never thought twice about seeing if they sold coffee until one weekend when they had a wicked sale on toilet paper and kleenex that I passed by the coffee aisle and noticed their selection of coffee. Their Simply Food Signature Blend Medium coffee was on sale – $4.99, down from $6.97. Why not…
The beans come pre-ground in a dark brown foil bag. The label shows a serene photo of a café, next to a street light. The coffee boasts a “smooth and balanced flavour” right on the package.
The ground beans look like what medium beans should look like, but they smell, frankly, of burnt skunk. Yup, you read that right. Pepe Le Pew has come over for coffee. That image of a café should really be a picture of a farmer’s field…or my back yard…I don’t think I need to tell you what a turn-off that is. Since these beans came pre-ground, I am hoping the smell is different upon percolation.
How It Smells and Tastes
The brewed coffee smells less of Pepe Le Pew and more of old leather. It tastes of burnt coffee, and worse: the aftertaste of skunk sticks to the back of your throat long after the last drop. Those with sensitive taste buds need not try.
Worth the Price?
Don’t buy Simply Food Signature Blend Medium Ground coffee. There is better coffee out there! This one was terrible!